mihawkes:

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regular-lord-joesus:

threeoctopusesandanotter:

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stripperloki:

Holy crap, I am so glad I watched this

Gentlemen.

I have found the successor to Billy Mays.

oh sweet jesus

literally me

same

We interrupt all these Golden Sun feelings to bring you me laughing until I fall out of my chair at this video.

god I hate eggshells in my quiche

USE THE YOLK TO MAKE PUDDING! WOOHOOOOO!

I don’t think I have the proper gifs to show my facial expressions during this. xD

okay just imagine this woman reading smut and you’ll see what i’m talking about with the exclamation points

Emily…lol

Is it weird that I want to be friends with this woman?

:DDD

Oh wow, she is a delight.

Holy crap. Is this the Snapple lady? OO

WHO IS THIS PERFECT HUMAN BEING.

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    Wow aren’t women like naturally talented in the kitchen.

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    omg who cracks their eggs like that? i bet she could kill someone with a spoon

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    LET’S MAKE EGGS.

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    GAIZ. EGGSHELLZ IN MAI QUICHE! NOOOOOOO!

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    This brought me so much joy

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    PUDDING!! WOO-HOO!! I would buy that egg scrambler though.

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    WTHeck did I just watch! (Dying from laughter inside)

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    I PROMISE YOU THIS, IF SOMEONE GETS ME THE EZ-SCRAMBLER, I WILL SCRAMBLE ALL THE EGGS.

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    you guys, I think that’s Wendy the Snapple lady.

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